internet dating?

if there's one thing that i don't understand about computers, it's the facebook stalkers...i don't mean people that look through everybody's pictures...who hasn't? honestly, if you say you haven't you're lying..i'm talking about the people that go through the pictures of STRANGERS, and then based on their attractiveness (or ugliness), they add (or do not add..) them as friends, depending on their looks...they then proceed to say something like this to the add-ee: "hey wut's up? i added u b cuz u r sexy!" are they thinking that they're going to find a girl/boyfriend that way? personally, i'm very creeped out by people like that, and somehow eerily reminded of ted bundy...ok maybe that's taking it too far...if they're friends of a friend, it's more understandable, but..when it's someone that i would have NEVER met outside of facebook, it just comes off a little weird..if you're trying to find a date, go to an internet dating site..i'll even help you...the top 5 on google are: www.eHarmony.com , www.Chemistry.com, MyOnlineDatingService.com ,www.directoryofdating.com, and www.match.com...so take my advice: get your next significant other from one of these sites, and stop creepin' on facebook!

antm??

in honor of my very best friend, this post is dedicated to wondering why girls (not to stereotype, but mostly of the cheerleader variety) insist on bending one leg in every single picture they take...the worst offenders of this pose also accompany this atrocious look with the awkward hand-on-the-hot-guy's-chest-like-they're-at-prom setup..does it make them look sexier if they have one leg bent? i'm no model, and i never plan on becoming a model (especially if it involves bending only one knee in EVERY picture), but i would venture a no...contrary to popular belief, it does not show off your sexy sculpted calf if you bend your knee and point your toe...the only thing i notice that happens with this pose is the non-bent knee looks grossly hyperextended...

sorry, tyra..i just don't get it..

...talk about shock and awe..

basically, people like her astound me...she is SIX years old, and she's singing that well?!?! this makes me wish i could sing...probably more than anything else..

happy st. patty's day..

..one thing that came to my attention today is that people here at byu (and people in general) take some holidays too seriously..as i was walking to my friend's apartment, i was accosted by some girl that i had never seen before, and she proceeded to pinch me for not wearing green! first of all, a stranger getting that close to me completely invades my barrier of personal space...if you're pinching me, you dang well better be one of my pretty good friends...so i'm not wearing green.. pardon me for not celebrating some obscure holiday involving little green people that benefits me none... i mean, i'm not a drinker, so i can't use it as an excuse to get plastered...santa clause doesn't visit on st. patty's day, and i don't get the day off school...so the way i see it, you can keep your little green men..

and also, the celebration of "half birthdays" at byu astounds me...isn't the point of having a birthday to celebrate the DAY you were born, not 6 months after? I think it's bizarre to have a party for some random day that has basically nothing to do with the day you were born...

Public Display of [Awkward] ahem...Affection...

a recent experience has reminded me just how ill that pda makes me feel...and by pda i don't mean holding hands or a quick kiss or something...the pda to which i am referring to happened (oddly enough) in a church building, while waiting to go to the draper temple open house...the couple in question were less sitting next to each other than on top of each other...some of the things they were doing made me wonder if they had forgotten they were in public..i felt like i had just walked in on them (..it was that awkward)..and am i the only one that notices that the worst offenders of awkward pda are the most awkward/weird couples to begin with? maybe the pda is a validation of their relationship..i don't know how they try to justify it, but all i can say is biting your boyfriend's ear in public is NOT ok..and if you have to make out, get a room..

..it made me want to *blog*..(if it doesn't make sense, go back to my first writing)..

CUTE

..this is for all the men i know that have commitment issues...seriously, if this pug can look so freaking adorable saying "i love you", think of just how much more adorable you'll look saying it (or showing it)..being human and all..

i've always made bets with people, so it will come as a surprise to nobody that i made a bet a few days ago with a friend regarding a topic that will remain unspoken...however, i will say this about the topic...it's very controversial, and is completely open to personal, er..interpretation...anyway, in making this bet, i learned the very extent of my own stubbornness...my tendency to be obstinate sometimes gets the better of me and frustrates a lot of people i know...when i'm right, (when i think i'm right...which is most of the time..and most of the time is opposite of reality..), i'm right, and there's no convincing me otherwise..i must admit however, that i was impressed that my friend matched my own my amount of headstrong opinion...he did not cave once, and we couldn't even agree to disagree...so the bet continues...and if we both continue to be stubborn for the rest of our lives, i will have a $50 bet unsettled at the time of my death...my solution? make him cave..how? no idea..my conclusion to this dilemma?

...never make bets with men and make the winning or losing of the bet hang on the opinion of his best friend...odds are you'll lose..