Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
the past couple of years walking to school has taught me a few very interesting things that i feel the need to share. i don't mind not having a car, until it starts snowing..then it gets inconvenient, but still these observations apply. first and foremost: i have short legs. i was genetically short-changed, and i am reminded of that every time it takes me three years to get to campus. second: there should be some sort of passing lane for the people who walk insanely fast..or we all need blinkers on our butts..third: i have a new-found respect for speed-walkers..i can't even walk right slowly, so i am baffled at their ability to not only walk extremely quickly, but somehow make their legs look like they're bending backwards..fourth: men should NOT wear flip flops..i see this all too often and i believe it's revolting..fifth: whoever designed byu's campus was cruel. the hills are purposely designed to kill you. it's like byu's mocking me, saying "you can't even walk up this hill? HA..you'll never make it in college"..thank you, knoll, for reminding me of my unintelligence...to go along with that, the stairs by the RB are a nightmare..attempting to walk up/down them in the snow is just plain suicidal..and last, but not least...public transportation is fun and all, but if you're going anywhere at night, take a buddy..preferably one that is larger than all other people on the bus..i feel validated in these observations now that i am looking to purchase a car, and maybe you'll notice the same things next time you ever decide to stroll to campus...
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
hmm..
all i have to say is i LOVE carrie underwood...her new song, ladies and gentlemen:
"Run run away
Don’t let him mess with your mind
He’ll tell you anything you want to hear
He’ll break your heart
It’s just a matter of time
But just remember
"Run run away
Don’t let him mess with your mind
He’ll tell you anything you want to hear
He’ll break your heart
It’s just a matter of time
But just remember
He’s a good time cowboy casanova
Leaning up against the record machine
Looks like a cool drink of water
But he’s candy-coated misery
He’s the devil in disguise
A snake with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
Gives you feelings that you don’t want to fight
You better run for your life"
..gotta love carrie..
Leaning up against the record machine
Looks like a cool drink of water
But he’s candy-coated misery
He’s the devil in disguise
A snake with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
Gives you feelings that you don’t want to fight
You better run for your life"
..gotta love carrie..
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
return to...provo..
since it's been about half a decade since i actually wrote something on here instead of posting some random video, i have decided to once again grace cyberspace with my idle chatter...you might find that my notes this year are not as cynical/laced with angry sarcasm as last year..this is due, in part (if not wholly) to the fact that i do not live directly south of a bell tower that goes off every single hour, without fail..or possibly it's because i'm not mentally and physically impaired by mononucleosis..either way, my take on byu is a lot more positive..i mean, think about it..first of all, it's not the dead of winter (yet), their football team is actually winning, max hall is throwing the ball to the right team, and the byu couples are once again displaying GROSS (in more than one way) amounts of pda...oh gotta love happy valley..
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